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These are collections of various classic IM's I have sent/received.

(11:26:26 PM) gkunit20: Shoot me please
(11:26:36 PM) gkunit20: My sister has been playing the same song OVER AND OVER again
(11:26:43 PM) gkunit20: It's driving me CRAZY
(11:27:45 PM) on340se7en: I HATE THAT
(11:27:49 PM) on340se7en: i'm a music freak
(11:27:51 PM) on340se7en: when someone does that
(11:27:55 PM) gkunit20: Yeah
(11:28:01 PM) on340se7en: and isn't trying to learn said song on an instrument
(11:28:04 PM) gkunit20: I think it just kills the song
(11:28:05 PM) on340se7en: I want to kill them
(11:28:08 PM) gkunit20: lol
(11:28:13 PM) gkunit20: The song's pretty bad too
(11:28:22 PM) on340se7en: what is it?
(11:28:27 PM) gkunit20: It Ends Tonight
(11:28:29 PM) on340se7en: by?
(11:28:32 PM) gkunit20: No ide
(11:28:33 PM) gkunit20: a
(11:28:35 PM) on340se7en: lol
(11:28:37 PM) gkunit20: My guess is the fray
(11:28:41 PM) on340se7en: oh lord
(11:29:01 PM) gkunit20: I remember listening to "The Wall"
(11:29:06 PM) gkunit20: like 40 times in a row
(11:29:15 PM) gkunit20: Than I couldn't listen to it for over a year
(11:29:20 PM) gkunit20: Because it just wasn't as exciting
(11:29:45 PM) on340se7en: she needs to grow a penis...because she needs to go through bar mitzvah and circumcision and whatnot to understand how much pain the fray inflicts on other people
(11:29:56 PM) gkunit20: LMAO
(11:30:17 PM) gkunit20: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(11:30:18 PM) gkunit20: a
(11:30:25 PM) gkunit20: OMG that's hilarious

The funniest part is gkunit is Jewish. If anyone could fully appreciate that joke, he would.

I need to be on this list.































































Repeatedly.

TheArrogantAngel: So, I called LinkSys.
TheArrogantAngel: And the router fixed itself.
oN3 40 se7en: told you
oN3 40 se7en: did they take credit?
TheArrogantAngel: I said that it was fixed and hung up.
TheArrogantAngel: I wasn't going to wait for him to spit out, "You would like some help with some other something else, then?" in shitty, choppy English.
TheArrogantAngel: Borderline Engrish.
TheArrogantAngel: I actually think Engrish comes out cleaner than Hindi-spiked devil English.
oN3 40 se7en: I call it
oN3 40 se7en: Currynglish

How could you expect me not to include the 5,000 IM Convos with you in here?

(3:49:49 PM) on340se7en: i had a dream where i flop quads two years ago, and get it all-in
(3:50:02 PM) on340se7en: and i'm waiting for the turn and river to come and my pot get scooped
(3:50:12 PM) on340se7en: and before the rest of the cards are even put out
(3:50:45 PM) on340se7en: villain scoops the pot, and it flashes on the screen "Because your opponent had a Miami Straight Draw (WTF?!?!?!), he wins the pot."
(3:50:48 PM) on340se7en: then i woke up
(3:51:03 PM) on340se7en: I now believe he is that nightmare brought to life
(3:51:31 PM) TheArrogantAngel: A "Miami Straight Draw"?
(3:51:38 PM) on340se7en: I have honestly no idea
(3:51:54 PM) on340se7en: it was my subconscious, i offer no warranties for that
(3:51:56 PM) TheArrogantAngel: He am teh donkz.
(3:54:11 PM) TheArrogantAngel: WTFF @ Miami Straight Draw.
(3:54:30 PM) on340se7en: I KNOW
(3:54:48 PM) on340se7en: newtat = Miami Straight Draw
(3:57:02 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Hahahahahahaha.
(3:57:11 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Draws > Quads.
(3:59:11 PM) on340se7en: if it were a live game and he did that crap to me
(3:59:31 PM) on340se7en: i would put a saddle on him and make him haul my coffee up a hill
(3:59:48 PM) TheArrogantAngel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

oN3 40 se7en: so we got mtv 1 for gay stuff
oN3 40 se7en: mtv 2 for stupid stuf
oN3 40 se7en: mtv 3 for hispanics
oN3 40 se7en: now i wanna see mtv fo' for black people
oN3 40 se7en: and mtv fibe for asians
oN3 40 se7en: and mtv shut the fuck up for east indians
TheArrogantAngel: Hahahahahahahaahahhahahaha.
TheArrogantAngel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
oN3 40 se7en: quote that shit
TheArrogantAngel: Done.

(12:00:04 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Finding a titty screensaver?
(12:00:23 PM) oN3 40 se7en: nah
(12:00:53 PM) oN3 40 se7en: more like a "halfway nude, so that the jehovah's witnesses down the street don't shit a brick when they come and try to witness to me" screensaver
(12:01:56 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Ha!
(12:02:33 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Just smear ketchup on your face, roll your eyes into the back of your head, hold a Bible upside down and run around with an invisible dog leash.
(12:02:45 PM) oN3 40 se7en: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(12:02:54 PM) TheArrogantAngel: That takes care of 'em.
(12:03:03 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Oh - and say "You're just in time for the sacrifice."
(12:03:07 PM) oN3 40 se7en: LOL

(5:31:10 PM) TheArrogantAngel: how was your day?
(5:31:29 PM) oN3 40 se7en: annoying
(5:31:32 PM) oN3 40 se7en: calling dell 3 times
(5:31:33 PM) oN3 40 se7en: again
(5:31:36 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Haha.
(5:31:37 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Turds.
(5:31:44 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Have you shit in any curry yet?
(5:32:19 PM) oN3 40 se7en: no
(5:32:38 PM) oN3 40 se7en: but i'm buying up tons of enemas, bottles of milk of magnesia, dulcolax...
(5:32:47 PM) oN3 40 se7en: and i won't shit for a month before i start
(5:33:04 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Hahahahahhaahahha.

(1:22:34 AM) oN3 40 se7en: i love MTV
(1:22:40 AM) oN3 40 se7en: they play all junk music
(1:22:44 AM) oN3 40 se7en: and then the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
(1:23:04 AM) oN3 40 se7en: who make music that roughly resembles a caterpillar having sex with my toilet
(1:24:39 AM) TheArrogantAngel: That can't be less entertaining than the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
(1:24:45 AM) oN3 40 se7en: ok
(1:24:55 AM) oN3 40 se7en: maybe kelis having sex with my toilet
(1:25:02 AM) oN3 40 se7en: if i have to lower my standards THAT low
(1:25:56 AM) TheArrogantAngel: Hahahahahhahaa.

(1:56:11 AM) TheArrogantAngel: Today in this month's issue of Duh Magazine...
(1:57:26 AM) oN3 40 se7en: lol
(1:57:33 AM) oN3 40 se7en: bahahahahahahahahahahaah
(1:57:42 AM) oN3 40 se7en: Dell & You
(1:57:53 AM) oN3 40 se7en: pop quiz dog
(1:58:16 AM) TheArrogantAngel: This guy sucks so hard.
(1:59:21 AM) oN3 40 se7en: You're working in tech support. Your customer calls in saying that when he reboots his computer, it will not detect the fact that he has an AC Adapter plugged in, runs on battery, and has already replaced the motherboard two weeks ago. What would you tell him is the root cause of the problem?
(1:59:49 AM) oN3 40 se7en: 1) The Adapter
2) The Motherboard
3) The DVD-ROM Drive
4) The Hard Drive
5) The Battery
(2:02:51 AM) TheArrogantAngel: I'll take 6) The Owner's imagination.
(2:02:59 AM) oN3 40 se7en: Close
(2:03:28 AM) oN3 40 se7en: here is the exact order in which he decided was problem
(2:04:12 AM) oN3 40 se7en: 5) The Battery
4) The Hard Drive
3) The DVD-ROM Drive
2) The Motherboard
1) well...hmmm...maybe it's the adapter

I'm dying over here! This is some funny crap

(8:28:08 PM) TheArrogantAngel: asdflkahe5;l jr;dslkjg ;lejkg45
(8:28:09 PM) TheArrogantAngel: y6w456j43p05tiu ;ldgj w34
(8:28:09 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Y
(8:28:10 PM) TheArrogantAngel: w4y
(8:28:11 PM) TheArrogantAngel: kraesdfgjre'pyi4jw5pyi
(8:28:15 PM) on340se7en: ????
(8:28:21 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Stupid LinkSys!
(8:28:36 PM) on340se7en: you have my sympathy
(8:28:40 PM) on340se7en: how is the weather?
(8:28:48 PM) on340se7en: it is 2,000 degrees here in india
(8:28:54 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Hahahahahahahahaha.
(8:29:14 PM) on340se7en: are you of dikshit?
(8:29:44 PM) TheArrogantAngel: I am not of Dikshit.
(8:29:57 PM) on340se7en: i must now charge you 40 cows for this call.
(8:30:15 PM) TheArrogantAngel: *click* *dialtone*
(8:30:31 PM) on340se7en: *ring*
(8:31:04 PM) on340se7en: DO NOT HANG UP ON THE SON OF SHIVA, OR ELSE THE GOLDEN SHOWER OF KARMA WILL PEE ON YOUR FACE!
(8:31:17 PM) TheArrogantAngel: HA!
(8:31:50 PM) TheArrogantAngel: If I hang up, I'll slide down the dharma ladder and come back to life as a tree stump.
(8:31:59 PM) on340se7en: no
(8:32:02 PM) on340se7en: you will be kelis
(8:32:06 PM) TheArrogantAngel: No!
(8:32:09 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Anything but Kelis.
(8:32:12 PM) on340se7en: thank you, come again
(8:32:24 PM) TheArrogantAngel: I will be reincarnated as a Slurpee.
(8:32:43 PM) on340se7en: if that is what you call kelis's douche bag
(8:32:45 PM) on340se7en: yes
(8:32:59 PM) TheArrogantAngel: ....
(8:33:01 PM) on340se7en: lol
(8:33:13 PM) on340se7en: that's going up on the boards
(8:33:45 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Agreed.

(5:16:08 PM) on340se7en: i'm getting hit on i think by korean waitresses
(5:16:15 PM) TheArrogantAngel: ...how's that bad?
(5:16:22 PM) on340se7en: i never said it was bad
(5:17:05 PM) on340se7en: it is oh quite the opposite of bad
(5:21:29 PM) TheArrogantAngel: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/SingleH/seal-3.gif
(5:21:30 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Show her.
(5:21:31 PM) TheArrogantAngel: And woo her.
(5:22:14 PM) on340se7en: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(5:22:32 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Thank you, thank you.
(5:24:58 PM) TheArrogantAngel: She'll be all like, Do you want Karate?
(5:25:04 PM) on340se7en: wow
(5:25:17 PM) TheArrogantAngel: It's how I roll, G.

(11:17:57 PM) TheArrogantAngel: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/SingleH/vrg45.jpg
(11:19:50 PM) on340se7en: HAHA, change it to We Stopped Trying (I Promise), and it's perfect
(11:20:03 PM) TheArrogantAngel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(7:41:20 PM) on340se7en: http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9361/ticketor4.jpg
(7:41:47 PM) TheArrogantAngel: I was sooooo getting there, too.
(7:41:52 PM) on340se7en: lol
(7:42:58 PM) on340se7en: i love the girl's jeans discount i put at the top
(7:45:50 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Yeah.
(7:46:26 PM) TheArrogantAngel: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/SingleH/ticket.jpg
(7:46:54 PM) on340se7en: hahahahahahaha
(7:50:25 PM) on340se7en: http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2430/georgesayshv2.jpg perfect
(7:52:31 PM) TheArrogantAngel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(7:53:14 PM) TheArrogantAngel: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/SingleH/ticket2.jpg
(7:53:56 PM) on340se7en: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(5:06:10 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Just watched the Cryme Tyme debut.
(5:06:14 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Didn't look bad at all.
(5:06:20 PM) TheArrogantAngel: I might be forced to watch Raw next week.
(5:06:25 PM) on340se7en: lol
(5:06:35 PM) TheArrogantAngel: They're intense.
(5:06:41 PM) TheArrogantAngel: And they're motivated to do well.
(5:06:53 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Which is something that the other 99% of the Raw roster isn't.
(5:07:48 PM) TheArrogantAngel: But new Papa Roach is awful.
(5:07:53 PM) on340se7en: true
(5:08:02 PM) TheArrogantAngel: And Raw picking it up is bad.
(5:08:08 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Union Underground > Papa Roach.
(5:08:24 PM) TheArrogantAngel: The Cheese Willies > Papa Roach.
(5:09:00 PM) on340se7en: lol
(5:09:10 PM) on340se7en: crosby, stills, and nash > papa roach
(5:09:18 PM) on340se7en: papa roach > kelis
(5:09:26 PM) on340se7en: thus crosby, still and nash > kelis
(5:09:38 PM) on340se7en: i do love the transitive property
(5:09:43 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Hahahahahahahahahaha.
(5:10:01 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Herpes on a corndog > Kelis.
(5:10:10 PM) TheArrogantAngel: That's a good band name.
(5:10:14 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Herpes On a Corndog.

(10:21:35 PM) TheArrogantAngel: My girlfriend is currently laughing hysterically at your soundbytes.
(10:21:42 PM) oN3 40 se7en: lol
(10:21:56 PM) oN3 40 se7en: one day, i'm going to blog a bunch of them
(10:22:55 PM) oN3 40 se7en: but also, one day i'm also going to cut off jamie gold's weiner...maybe i could do them both in one day
(10:23:08 PM) TheArrogantAngel: It's feasible.
(10:23:12 PM) oN3 40 se7en: all i need is scissors, a plane ticket, and a starbucks
(10:23:16 PM) oN3 40 se7en: oh yeah
(10:23:19 PM) oN3 40 se7en: and tweezers
(10:23:59 PM) oN3 40 se7en: and that machine in honey i blew up the kid
(10:24:32 PM) TheArrogantAngel: hahahahahahahahaha
(10:25:03 PM) oN3 40 se7en: i wonder if i can get that through security...
(10:25:20 PM) oN3 40 se7en: or i wonder if i'll have to check those at the gate
(10:25:46 PM) TheArrogantAngel: The tweezers?
(10:25:49 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Dude, those are weapons.
(10:26:19 PM) oN3 40 se7en: i'm going to pull your pube hairs if you don't relinquish control of the plane
(10:26:55 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Hahahahaha!
(10:26:59 PM) TheArrogantAngel: HA!
(10:27:44 PM) oN3 40 se7en: and any pilot who has shaved or plucked their pubes before will say, "she's all yours, don't get any dings on it"
(10:28:43 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Hahahahaha.
(10:29:06 PM) oN3 40 se7en: korea, here i come biatch
(10:29:12 PM) oN3 40 se7en: ticket? passport? don't need em
(10:29:18 PM) oN3 40 se7en: give me tweezers
(10:29:26 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Fuck yes.
(10:29:28 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Bring rubbers.
(10:29:31 PM) oN3 40 se7en: lol
(10:29:52 PM) oN3 40 se7en: "How I can control the world with a pair of tweezers" by Corey Lanier
(10:30:41 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Foreward by Harley "Shootgun" Jones.
(10:30:46 PM) oN3 40 se7en: "Tweezers are for idiots who like to spend time plucking hairs...and emo people. Where's my tweezers?" --Adam Schoenfeld

Thanks to you guys, I AM NOT EATING ANOTHER CORNDOG AS LONG AS I LIVE!

(11:59:59 PM) TheArrogantAngel: So, I sent my girlfriend some Run DMC.
(12:00:01 AM) TheArrogantAngel: And she shit herself.
(12:00:07 AM) TheArrogantAngel: Basically.
(12:00:09 AM) TheArrogantAngel: Not actually.
(12:00:09 AM) oN3 40 se7en: wow
(12:00:13 AM) TheArrogantAngel: Metaphorically.
(12:00:15 AM) TheArrogantAngel: She loves them.
(12:00:28 AM) oN3 40 se7en: i like to shit when i listen to run dmc too
(12:00:32 AM) oN3 40 se7en: it's good power pooping music
(12:00:40 AM) oN3 40 se7en: i mean that in a good way too
(12:00:52 AM) TheArrogantAngel: Christ
(12:01:01 AM) TheArrogantAngel: Remind me why I talk to you again.

(11:42:35 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Isabelle got disconnected.
(11:42:42 PM) oN3 40 se7en: she's giving me head
(11:42:53 PM) oN3 40 se7en: french canadian style
(11:43:01 PM) oN3 40 se7en: ioagh;phgaijfag;jgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggpork
(11:43:23 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Hahahahahaha.
(11:43:54 PM) oN3 40 se7en: what's hilarious is as soon as i sent that she came back
(11:44:12 PM) oN3 40 se7en: it was a quickie, but damn....
(11:44:46 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Hahaha.

(9:46:06 PM) oN3 40 se7en: humberto = the nuts - adam schoenfeld
(9:46:38 PM) TheArrogantAngel: The nuts is such a bad hand to play, and you only play it if you're an idiot. - Adam Schoenfeld
(9:46:47 PM) oN3 40 se7en: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(9:46:57 PM) TheArrogantAngel: Quoted?
(9:47:11 PM) oN3 40 se7en: the nuts are good to play with. they make me feel warm inside - Adam Schoenfeld
(9:47:16 PM) TheArrogantAngel: HA!
(9:48:16 PM) TheArrogantAngel: The nuts on the table are bigger than the ones I currently have. If I could, I'd like to have them. Those, and Evelyn Ng. - Adam "Sleepy" Schoenfeld
(9:48:30 PM) oN3 40 se7en: LOL
(9:49:45 PM) oN3 40 se7en: I really like the band N'Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo, if not there should be. - Adam "Secretly Harboring Feelings For Lance Bass" Schoenfeld
(9:50:25 PM) TheArrogantAngel: *falls over laughing*