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No one is here!!!

Disincongruous (5:30:26 PM): BOOM HEAD SHOT
on340se7en (5:30:46 PM): BOOOOMSTICK
Disincongruous (5:31:27 PM): BOOM BIDDY BYE BYE
Disincongruous (5:31:45 PM): Charlie "BROOMSTICK in my butt" Shoten
on340se7en (5:32:13 PM): Noli "I lick ya boom boom down" Francisco
Disincongruous (5:32:30 PM): Haha.
Disincongruous (5:32:39 PM): Noli Fransisco = Snow
Disincongruous (5:32:48 PM): Snowli Fransisco.
on340se7en (5:33:02 PM): HA
on340se7en (5:33:05 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Disincongruous (5:33:20 PM): /waits for applauce
Disincongruous (5:33:23 PM): *applause
on340se7en (5:33:24 PM): OMFG
Disincongruous (5:33:27 PM): *applesauce
on340se7en (5:33:34 PM): i was about to say that
on340se7en (5:33:35 PM): wow
on340se7en (5:33:36 PM): just
on340se7en (5:33:38 PM): yeah
on340se7en (5:33:45 PM): there's nothing else
Disincongruous (5:34:03 PM): /waits for applesauce
on340se7en (5:34:48 PM): i'm waiting for burger king to get overrun by indians
on340se7en (5:35:04 PM): i had to go to mcdonald's and use several of my free wifi codes
Disincongruous (5:35:10 PM): They closed a ton of stores out here.
on340se7en (5:35:17 PM): because for the 2nd time, wasn't able to connect at bk
on340se7en (5:35:57 PM): because apparently, they haven't realized that linksys is crap (i don't even know if it's a linksys router they use, i just know that it's crap, therefore it has to be)
Disincongruous (5:36:15 PM): Hahahahahaha.
Disincongruous (5:36:22 PM): Jersey Girl > Linksys
on340se7en (5:37:06 PM): and the women working there was to stupid to follow my directions on how to reset a router (unplug router for 30 seconds, plug back in...when you get past five, it gets difficult), which was what was done the last time i went in there and it wouldn't work
on340se7en (5:37:12 PM): Gigli > Linksys
Disincongruous (5:37:49 PM): Being hit in the dick by a sandbag dropped from a great height > Linksys
on340se7en (5:38:14 PM): Having testicles used as a stairmaster by the road runner > linksys
on340se7en (5:38:23 PM): BEEP BEEP
Disincongruous (5:38:28 PM): CINNAMON ROLLS!!! > Linksys
on340se7en (5:38:39 PM): Snowli Francisco > Linksys
Disincongruous (5:38:43 PM): HA
Disincongruous (5:38:48 PM): I just spit cookie all over the place.
on340se7en (5:38:56 PM): COOKIE COOKIE
Disincongruous (5:39:34 PM): If the Cookie Monster were Korean, he'd yell GOOKIE GOOKIE.
on340se7en (5:39:40 PM): HA
on340se7en (5:39:49 PM): I just spit gookie all over the place.
Disincongruous (5:39:58 PM): Ooky gooky?
Disincongruous (5:40:05 PM): RE: Sperm jokes.
on340se7en (5:40:07 PM): wooooooooooooow
on340se7en (5:40:10 PM): omg
on340se7en (5:40:15 PM): this is a goldmine
Disincongruous (5:40:26 PM): $64000 Question:
Disincongruous (5:40:28 PM): /drum roll
Disincongruous (5:40:37 PM): Miami Straight Draw _?_ Linksys
on340se7en (5:40:55 PM): >
on340se7en (5:41:04 PM): final answer
Disincongruous (5:41:09 PM): /buzzer
Disincongruous (5:41:15 PM): Sorry, that's incorrect.
on340se7en (5:41:25 PM): bleep bloop
Disincongruous (5:41:59 PM): The correct answer is: > elephant partial-birth abortion = Kelis <
on340se7en (5:42:48 PM): that was my gut instinct
on340se7en (5:43:06 PM): but britney spears was my phone a friend, and she told me she was 95% positive
on340se7en (5:43:16 PM): but i guess the phone cut off before she could say HIV
Disincongruous (5:43:27 PM): I'd have also accepted: < Walker, Texas Ranger = WlkrTxsRngr > ImAGayRobot > WhipDoyle < AIDS >
Disincongruous (5:43:54 PM): WhipDoyle ftl
on340se7en (5:44:01 PM): lol
Disincongruous (5:44:25 PM): WhipDoyle > durrr
on340se7en (5:44:47 PM): WhipDoyle > floor cleaner
Disincongruous (5:44:58 PM): Mister Clean > WhipDoyle
on340se7en (5:45:43 PM): yeah, shoten is definitely better than him
Disincongruous (5:45:43 PM): WhipDoyle _?_ Lance Funston
on340se7en (5:46:40 PM): > Koosh Balls < the short bus razz game =/= the weinermobile <
Disincongruous (5:48:18 PM): You've claimed that the Weinermobile is less cool than Lance Funston.
Disincongruous (5:48:22 PM): There's no way that this can be true.
on340se7en (5:48:39 PM): ask ricky zilem
Disincongruous (5:50:24 PM): Or Danny Nguyen.
Disincongruous (5:51:07 PM): What if all of the shittiest poker players ever televised were crammed into one energy crystal?
on340se7en (5:51:58 PM): even better
Disincongruous (5:51:59 PM): AH SHIT!
Disincongruous (5:52:01 PM): HOLY SCARY
on340se7en (5:52:03 PM): a pokeball
Disincongruous (5:52:03 PM): http://www.msn.com/
Disincongruous (5:52:08 PM): Look at the baby on the front page.
Disincongruous (5:52:17 PM): Tell me it isn't trying to eat me through my computer screen.
on340se7en (5:52:33 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
on340se7en (5:52:34 PM): OMG
Disincongruous (5:54:56 PM): I rest my case.
on340se7en (5:55:16 PM): om nom nom
Disincongruous (5:55:48 PM): It'd eat me, but it can't teethe through the Interwebs cuz it's too chewy.
Disincongruous (5:56:00 PM): But not because it's too Jewey.
on340se7en (5:56:30 PM): it might if the tubes get clogged
on340se7en (5:56:40 PM): porn isn't always chewy
Disincongruous (5:56:47 PM): Ahem.... if the tubes gets clogged.
Disincongruous (6:01:29 PM): This has to go on Musings.
on340se7en (6:01:35 PM): of course
Disincongruous (6:01:38 PM): Is anyone ever on those forums anymore?
on340se7en (6:01:47 PM): no

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(03:00:23) Derek Ho: female friend asks me why female golf gloves come in pairs in hk
(03:00:32) on340se7en: ....?
(03:00:37) Derek Ho: d h o says:
because asian women are bitches
like why they carry umbrella on a sunny day
(03:00:49) on340se7en: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(03:01:04) on340se7en: sftrue
(03:01:25) Derek Ho: stating the obv
(03:01:42) on340se7en: if she thought she could've, hyunsil would've made me carry her purse
(03:01:55) Derek Ho: lol
(03:02:01) on340se7en: and obv wouldn't even give me blue balls for the effort
(03:02:07) Derek Ho: i carry a manbag sometimes so.....
(03:02:13) on340se7en: well you're just gay
(03:02:13) on340se7en: so
(03:03:37) on340se7en: *crickets*
(03:03:57) Derek Ho: obv im still playing poker and was involved
(03:04:03) on340se7en: lol
(03:04:25) Derek Ho: obv i use a bag cuz i don't want to lose wallet/keys/phone
(03:04:47) on340se7en: or lambskin condoms or buttplug
(03:05:30) Derek Ho: lol
(03:05:36) Derek Ho: or magic key for chastity belt?
(03:05:41) on340se7en: touche

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WlkrTxsRngr said, "Also, everyone wish me a happy birthday."
kbthedude said, "herpes barfday!"
WlkrTxsRngr said, "For reals. Today is my birthday."
WlkrTxsRngr said, "Close enough!"

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[04:23] Derek Ho: so the other cat jumped up?
Auto-response sent to deedeeho: I'm currently asleep right now. Talk to you when I wake up.
[04:23] Derek Ho: and bitchslapped her?
[04:23] Corey Lanier: only have one cat
[04:23] Corey Lanier: now i do at least
[04:24] Corey Lanier: one of the ones i had died, other was unhealthy
[04:24] Derek Ho: gonna get more?
[04:24] Corey Lanier: have a kitten now
[04:24] Corey Lanier: only can have one in my apartment
[04:24] Derek Ho: oh
[04:25] Corey Lanier: so she's it
[04:25] Corey Lanier: just trying to teach her not to attack my feet and hands
[04:25] Corey Lanier: my mom's pissed at me about this kitten too
[04:26] Derek Ho: uh why?
[04:26] Corey Lanier: i named her a japanese name
[04:27] Derek Ho: uhhhhh sakura?
[04:27] Corey Lanier: no
[04:27] Corey Lanier: THOUGHT ABOUT IT
[04:27] Derek Ho: so what's her name theN/
[04:27] Corey Lanier: chie
[04:27] Derek Ho: ....oh
[04:27] Corey Lanier: yeah
[04:28] Corey Lanier: completely not ordinary or expected
[04:28] Corey Lanier: i thought about sakura though
[04:28] Corey Lanier: i also though about various other female names in street fighter
[04:28] Corey Lanier: but my mom's pissed
[04:28] Corey Lanier: "you just had to name her something stupid and foreign"
[04:29] Corey Lanier: me: uh...didn't you just say i should name her latifah?
[04:29] Derek Ho: [ ] racist?
[04:29] Derek Ho: um wtf latifah?!
[04:29] Corey Lanier: i'm dead serious
[04:29] Derek Ho: i think any name other than cher would be better than altifah
[04:30] Corey Lanier: well, that's my mom
[04:30] Corey Lanier: besides, i had a tendency to name my cats after black celebrities for whatever reason
[04:30] Derek Ho: :roll eyes:
[04:30] Corey Lanier: i named one cat ozzie after ozzie smith, another oprah, and another whoopi
[04:31] Corey Lanier: so obv my mom thinks latifah's next in line
[04:31] Derek Ho: couldn't you do halle?
[04:32] Corey Lanier: ....i wish i could do halle
[04:32] Corey Lanier: but when i got and named whoopi, my mom opted to name her sister
[04:32] Corey Lanier: her mind came up with: checkers
[04:32] Corey Lanier: that name lasted two weeks tops before she attacked her sister and she got renamed sassy
[04:33] Derek Ho: i'd never name a pet that rhymes with pussy
[04:33] Corey Lanier: um...sassy doesn't rhyme with pussy?
[04:33] Derek Ho: or a daughter
[04:34] Derek Ho: i remember in elementary school
[04:34] Derek Ho: a girl was named cissy
[04:34] Derek Ho: i don't know if that's worse
[04:34] Derek Ho: or "candy kok" is worse
[04:34] Corey Lanier: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[04:34] Corey Lanier: candy kok is definitely worse
[04:34] Corey Lanier: were her parents even thinking?
[04:35] Derek Ho: it makes ho normal
[04:35] Corey Lanier: only because your name is derek and not Yua
[04:35] Derek Ho: lol
[04:35] Derek Ho: i don't know what her parents were thinking
[04:35] Derek Ho: but her family is quite robusto so that kinda makes zero sense
[04:35] Corey Lanier: that's like instant banishment to the adult film industry
[04:36] Corey Lanier: or at best, working in a wonka factory
[04:36] Derek Ho: lol
[04:36] Corey Lanier: but most likely porn star status
[04:36] Derek Ho: or get married asap and change last name?
[04:37] Corey Lanier: knowing irony, she'd marry someone with the last name "Dick"
[04:38] Corey Lanier: or even worse, marry andy dick and have andy and candy dick
[04:38] Corey Lanier: i think i just peed myself on that one
[04:40] Derek Ho: made your day already?
[04:40] Corey Lanier: my night, i'm about to go to bed
[04:42] Derek Ho: hahaha fair enough

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[03:23] Derek Ho: lol apparently scottyno got donkbeated by steve diano
[03:23] Corey Lanier: is that the guy we suggested to be in a sumo basho with raymer?
[03:24] Derek Ho: yeah
[03:24] Derek Ho: he luckboxed a better 65 against scotty's made 65 in 5th
[03:24] Corey Lanier: ....time to go to the isap squad for novak
[03:24] Derek Ho: don't know if steve diano would make it
[03:24] Derek Ho: novak said he's hooked up to a machine
[03:24] Derek Ho: [ ] surprised
[03:25] Corey Lanier: does it feed him mcribs through a tube?
[03:25] Derek Ho: LOL
[03:25] Corey Lanier: that was horrible
[03:25] Corey Lanier: brutally honest
[03:25] Corey Lanier: but horrible
[03:25] Derek Ho: it's what i like

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deedeeho (1:25:20 AM): did you tell him to diaf?

scottyno86 (1:25:37 AM): no

scottyno86 (1:25:43 AM): plus

scottyno86 (1:25:49 AM): do you know long it would take someone that fat to cook

scottyno86 (1:26:03 AM): and where the fuck would i find an oven that big

deedeeho (1:26:12 AM): i think it takes less time to cook fat than muscle?

deedeeho (1:26:25 AM): www.naziware.com?

scottyno86 (1:26:30 AM): lol

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[03:30] Corey Lanier: i heard steve "dingo didn't eat my baby, i ate it" diano busto'd you
[03:30] Corey Lanier: o
[03:31] Scott Novak: no
[03:31] Corey Lanier: i'm trying not to laught too hard
[03:31] Scott Novak: he didnt bust me
[03:31] Scott Novak: i had him all in
[03:31] Scott Novak: with a3456
[03:31] Corey Lanier: oh
[03:31] Scott Novak: vs his a456j
[03:31] Scott Novak: in 5
[03:31] Scott Novak: and he found a 2 on 7th
[03:31] Corey Lanier: should've told him the deck was made of chocolate
[03:31] Corey Lanier: instant dead hand
[03:32] Scott Novak: lol

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[05:38] Corey Lanier: you serious? is fulltilt really banning mods?
[05:38] Don Deutsch: i have never been so tilted in one day when i haven't played a single hand of poker
[05:39] Corey Lanier: omfg no way
[05:39] Corey Lanier: they did not just block the ability to mod the table setups
[05:39] Don Deutsch: oh they certainly did
[05:39] Corey Lanier: jkdhfjkahfdjkahdfuauogauogya76g98a76f9a8f
[05:39] Corey Lanier: gg eyesight
[05:39] Don Deutsch: i mean srsly
[05:40] Don Deutsch: like
[05:40] Don Deutsch: W
[05:40] Don Deutsch: T
[05:40] Don Deutsch: F
[05:40] Corey Lanier: and then they add those "queer eye for the straight guy" cards
[05:40] Don Deutsch: lmao
[05:40] Corey Lanier: DIAF full tilt
[05:40] Don Deutsch: i get "happy birthday" full tilt email, i wanted to shoot myself
[05:41] Don Deutsch: we got like a fuckin surprise birthday with queer eye cards and a lag like you wouldnt' beleive
[05:41] Corey Lanier: i just downloaded some new mods, like, "mmmm, finally getting off the eyestrain full tilt setup"
[05:41] Corey Lanier: might as well go shit in a bowl of pudding, hand it to us and say it's celebratory birthday cake
[05:41] Corey Lanier: that'd be more tolerable
[05:42] Don Deutsch: yeah i know right
[05:42] Corey Lanier: not like it matters, since stars isn't moddable either
[05:43] Don Deutsch: so i go on 2+2 for first time in a year and read the threads about it, ftp doug responds after 500 ppl say they hate this shit, he says they aren't changing the cards "they'll grow on you i swear!" gfy
[05:43] Corey Lanier: if he means "they'll grow on you like cock grows on a gay guy's ass"
[05:43] Corey Lanier: yes
[05:43] Corey Lanier: because those cards are GAY
[05:44] Don Deutsch: looooooool
[05:44] Don Deutsch: yes
[05:44] Corey Lanier: might as well change the domain to outpoker.com while you're at it
[05:44] Don Deutsch: and ftp used to be moddable
[05:44] Don Deutsch: and they used to be fast
[05:44] Don Deutsch: great server
[05:44] Corey Lanier: they don't do anything worthwhile in their updates anymore :S
[05:44] Don Deutsch: if they dont change this, i srsly might switch to stars, and i play exclusively on ftp
[05:44] Don Deutsch: i know
[05:45] Corey Lanier: what do we get now? gay cards and HA
[05:45] Don Deutsch: LOL
[05:45] Don Deutsch: TY FT!
[05:45] Corey Lanier: WHO THE FUCK PLAYS HOLD'EM OMAHA MIX IN CASH GAMES?!
[05:45] Don Deutsch: thank you so much
[05:45] Corey Lanier: I WANT MODS AND DRAW
[05:45] Don Deutsch: yah badugi and draw are min 2 years away
[05:45] Corey Lanier: NOT FAGS AND A GAME NAMED AFTER LAUGHTER
[05:46] Don Deutsch: lmao
[05:46] Corey Lanier: because poker is not funny
[05:46] Corey Lanier: it's serious business
[05:46] Don Deutsch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH0_rC1DYsk
[05:47] Don Deutsch: that vid made my day
[05:47] Corey Lanier: i wish there was a way to crack stars and use card mods
[05:48] Don Deutsch: yeah
[05:48] Don Deutsch: i never liked their interface
[05:48] Don Deutsch: fuck stars
[05:48] Don Deutsch: and fuck full tilt
[05:48] Don Deutsch: here i come cake poker
[05:48] Corey Lanier: oh
[05:49] Corey Lanier: i was gonna say bodonk
[05:49] Don Deutsch: that works too
[05:49] Don Deutsch: what about spadeclub.net
[05:49] Corey Lanier: lol
[05:49] Corey Lanier: let's just move to canada, start a poker house
[05:49] Corey Lanier: and play on PAHHHHHHHTY POKAH
[05:49] Don Deutsch: <--------sf in
[05:50] Don Deutsch: i already said
[05:50] Don Deutsch: im moving to canada if palin becomes president
[05:54] Corey Lanier: meh
[05:54] Corey Lanier: i'm a try and mod and pray that it will work
[05:55] Corey Lanier: i will jump in the face of facts
[05:55] Corey Lanier: because i am a moron
[05:57] Don Deutsch: lol
[05:57] Don Deutsch: gl with that
[05:57] Corey Lanier: wtf
[05:57] Corey Lanier: the elements folder is empty?!
[05:57] Corey Lanier: good going, F.A.G.
[05:57] Don Deutsch: wow
[05:58] Corey Lanier: somehow, they have managed to make the graphics completely invisible to even the folders
[05:58] Don Deutsch: how the fuck did they even manage to do that like wtf
[05:59] Corey Lanier: OH BUT GET THIS
[05:59] Corey Lanier: WE CAN MOD THE AVATARS
[05:59] Corey Lanier: *spins around in circles*
[05:59] Corey Lanier: suck balls, FTP
[06:00] Corey Lanier: wait
[06:00] Corey Lanier: i found it
[06:00] Corey Lanier: america
[06:00] Corey Lanier: fuck yeah
[06:00] Corey Lanier: they were tricky
[06:00] Corey Lanier: the moved the folders
[06:00] Don Deutsch: lol mod the avatars
[06:00] Corey Lanier: to a place called newtable
[06:01] Don Deutsch: hmmmm
[06:03] Corey Lanier: and i think i figured out why 1) i can't mod cards and 2) why things are lagging
[06:03] Don Deutsch: apparently its bc of a sound bug
[06:03] Corey Lanier: full tilt implemented a new way to build cards
[06:03] Corey Lanier: each card is put into it's own webpage, and that webpage has to draw the card
[06:04] Don Deutsch: hmmmmm
[06:04] Don Deutsch: why would they do that?
[06:04] Corey Lanier: because they like gay cards
[06:04] Don Deutsch: yeah
[06:05] Corey Lanier: you can change chips, tables, backgrounds
[06:06] Corey Lanier: everything except cards and the dealer button for whatever reason
[06:07] Don Deutsch: fuckkkkkk
[06:07] Don Deutsch: the one thing i want to change
[06:07] Don Deutsch: standard.
[06:07] Corey Lanier: LOL
[06:08] Corey Lanier: well blow my nutsack
[06:08] Corey Lanier: so get this
[06:08] Corey Lanier: they have the backgrounds changable
[06:08] Corey Lanier: but not the tables
[06:08] Corey Lanier: because obv product placement in your own site generates more traffic...to your own site
[06:09] Don Deutsch: lol
[06:10] Corey Lanier: *facepalm*
[06:11] Corey Lanier: hello eyestrain
[06:11] Don Deutsch: i can't multi table
[06:11] Don Deutsch: i refuse to play
[06:11] Corey Lanier: i hope someone cracks this html code
[06:12] Corey Lanier: and redesigns some eye-friendly tables
[06:12] Don Deutsch: yes
[06:12] Corey Lanier: and cards
[06:12] Corey Lanier: ffs some cards
[06:13] Don Deutsch: oh yeah and if ft could stop lagging like a mf that wbn too
[06:13] Corey Lanier: i hardly ever mt there
[06:13] Corey Lanier: maybe cause i really only play razz and horse there, so i have two tables up at max
[06:14] Corey Lanier: i probably won't have solid money on ft till after the wcoop anyway
[06:14] Don Deutsch: oh so not that bad, theres so many small things that will kill u when u mt like i heard the tables arent popping up when its your turn, the mouse wheel doesn't work, u have to type in the bet, etc.
[06:14] Corey Lanier: if i go deep
[06:14] Corey Lanier: so hopefully the lag is gone and someone's cracked this code
[06:15] Corey Lanier: so that i can have an ergonomical design
[06:15] Don Deutsch: and the beta testers have died a horrible death
[06:15] Don Deutsch: as this could not have been tested before they released this pos
[06:15] Corey Lanier: did they let bravo's celebrity poker challenge beta test this?
[06:15] Don Deutsch: lmao
[06:15] Don Deutsch: srsly
[06:15] Corey Lanier: dave foley is the only person that would like this
[06:16] Don Deutsch: like ANY ftp pro who saw this would be like nf chance we're releasing this right?
[06:16] Don Deutsch: phil gordon apologized in the chat apparently
[06:16] Corey Lanier: LOL
[06:16] Don Deutsch: honestly u know what we need dude
[06:17] Don Deutsch: we need ivey to bust from the main event cuz when he logs into ftp and sees thsi shit, it'll be fixed in 2 seconds
[06:17] Corey Lanier: our own multi-network client?
[06:17] Corey Lanier: LOL
[06:17] Corey Lanier: that'd work too
[06:17] Corey Lanier: although encoding a client that works on all networks would be easier than busting ivey
[06:17] Don Deutsch: ahaha so true
[06:17] Don Deutsch: he's killin it
[06:18] Corey Lanier: grrrrrr
[06:18] Corey Lanier: i really wish i could theme stars and tilt
[06:18] Corey Lanier: so they look about the same
[06:19] Don Deutsch: that would be cool
[06:19] Corey Lanier: with no HOMOSEXUAL CARDS
[06:19] Don Deutsch: srsly
[06:19] Corey Lanier: srsly?
[06:20] Corey Lanier: when did perez hilton become a friend of fulltilt
[06:20] Don Deutsch: loooooool
[06:20] Corey Lanier: next thing you know
[06:20] Corey Lanier: they're going to wrap the tables with D&G
[06:20] Don Deutsch: www.fantabulousfulltilt.com
[06:21] Corey Lanier: and the only avatars we will be able to use are a cop, cowboy, sailor, biker, electrician, and indian
[06:21] Don Deutsch: ahahaha
[06:21] Corey Lanier: and instead of changing the avatars from "happy" "sad" "angry" and "crazy"
[06:21] Don Deutsch: and the emotions will be "gay" "extremeley gay" "richard simmons"
[06:22] Corey Lanier: it will now be "Y" "M" "C" and "A"
[06:22] Don Deutsch: lmao
[06:22] Don Deutsch: ahahaha
[06:24] Corey Lanier: four color decks will now be pink, purple, yellow, and RAINBOW
[06:25] Don Deutsch: LOL
[06:25] Corey Lanier: man, this is the first time i've shit on fulltilt like this
[06:25] Don Deutsch: same
[06:26] Don Deutsch: i love full tilt
[06:26] Don Deutsch: play exclusively on there, they pay my bills, but they will be losing my rake if they dont get their shit together
[06:26] Corey Lanier: and i will be losing rakeback if they don't
[06:27] Don Deutsch: yeah no rakeback on stars
[06:27] Don Deutsch: sighhhhhhh
[06:27] Corey Lanier: but VIP
[06:27] Don Deutsch: VIP
[06:27] Corey Lanier: could buy some serious bling
[06:27] Don Deutsch: def
[06:27] Don Deutsch: i thought the ftp academy would be ballin but thats one big LOL
[06:28] Corey Lanier: i'd only play on full tilt if they don't fix this crap if they tell me for clearing 1,000 raked hands at 5/10 or higher i get a handjob from lynette chan
[06:29] Corey Lanier: you heard it here first
[06:29] Don Deutsch: you and the asian women
[06:29] Don Deutsch: who are you, barry greenstein?